Tonight I made the mistake of going to an anniversary dinner for some relatives of mine. Instead of keeping the focus on the couple, all the conversation was about Cosby and Kavanaugh. It was the most excruciating couple of hours I’ve had in recent memory. To make matters worse, there was no alcohol out of respect for my cousin’s sobriety. I could not get out of there fast enough! Then my Uber driver wanted to make small talk about other crap I didn’t care to discuss.

As soon as I got home, I grabbed a beer and sat down to decompress. What better way is there to do that than with porn? I decided to check out FTVGirls.com. Usually, I am content with watching whatever the new updates are, but this time I did some browsing. I ended up losing my load to a video starring a naughty blonde and brunette duo.

According to the information provided, Melody was just 19 and Harmony an even younger 18 when they shot together. The bisexual cuties had a lot of fun, flirting and flashing in public places before heading back to the house and having some fun with a large dildo together.

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